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Gather around kids...its time to tell you the story of how I beat the box...

You know its okay if launch has had some issues, I as a consumer somewhat expect it. I know it will very from company to company. I find what separates the good companies from the bad is how they address those issues. I have to say this is pretty much classic NcSoft. Issues like; Why does it take me hours on hours to get NcCoin, I'm saying here take my money? HERE TAKE IT! This stuff ain't bitcoin. It would be nice for you to say "hey we've identied the issue and here is how long it will take to fix it. 2. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LOG IN AFTER WAITING IN LINE FOR A QUEUE? 3. WHY CAN'T I BUY I AFFORD AN SOE AT LEVEL 20? Level 10 level mobs dropping more adena than level 25? Goddammit I don't remember having to use "Unstuck" command so much for 5 minute free SOE. This is some Rosa parks shiet. 4. I don't mind the 10% xp lose on death. That's fine. But that's not what your site said. If its only a 4% lose at level 60 that's fine. I can handle the truth you jack Nicholson mofos. Just tell us. Don't sit there on a stream saying we can't count. We watch a stream that fluffs the real issues aside to have people chasing Juji around with Pompons. That is some surreal shieet. Why do I have to try to log on 20 times through a queue only get client will close! WHY CAN'T WE GET A HEY WE'RE FIXING IT. And to the others who wish to bleep rainbows in our mouths. Its not fine how these issues have been addressed. Great you paid money, so did I.

NM

WHOA THOUGHT YOU MEANT SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE TITLE. PHEW.

LOL I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A GENERAL STORE SPELL BOOK. THIS IS AN EVIL CORPORATE SCHEME TO MAKE US SPEND ARE MONIES. X2 XP BUT HALF THE ATTACK POWER CAUSE WERE IN NO GRADE FROM 1 TO 40.

This is like when you realize that hot girl on tinder is a scam...except this time we should've known cause it was a NcSoft Dark elf

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHOWERED FOR THIS

bleep I'M GONNA BE DRUNK BY THEN

But Mom?

YEAH YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY THERE CRAYON KING.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PRIVATE SERVER IS, IS THAT LIKE A WAITER WHO BRINGS YOU SANDWICHES WHILE YOU GRIND?

OH YOU MEAN THE WAR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF AMERICA ROSE UP AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF AN UNJUST WAR AND WON IT AGAINST THEIR GOVERNEMENT? KINDA LIKE WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? LOL WE WON VIETNAM AND WE WON TODAY TOOO.

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

OH A EURO WHO LOST 2 WORLD WARS, ADD ANOTHER WAR LOST.